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Male Demotivational Poster


GERMAN GIRLS -


TAGS: life time oktoberfest beer taste female drndl
Rating: 3.61/5

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ahu! - March 31, 2009, 7:50 am
beer is so much more than just a breakfast drink! for german girls it`s the same..


WHAT DID I MISS? -


TAGS: male logic
Rating: 4.88/5

More motifakes by Airman

forseti - May 26, 2011, 1:00 am
I guess it's impossible... No problem, we have other traps for timmies here.
creepshow22 - May 26, 2011, 12:23 am
How do I delete it??
forseti - May 25, 2011, 10:35 am
creepshow, you are awesome! Now delete it, we want some "I don't get it" postings!!!
creepshow22 - May 25, 2011, 3:40 am
Lol because they had eggs, the person thought his wife meant to get six cartons of milk if they had eggs. It's a misunderstanding. I just got the joke haha.


Safety First -




FUNNY FACE - If you can't laugh at yourself, life is going to seem a whole lot longer than you like.


TAGS: male pattern baldness challenge
Rating: 3.37/5

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jameswnash - September 18, 2010, 10:26 pm
There is a timmy about...


UGLY WOMEN -


TAGS: ugly women what point girl nasty stupid dumb female fail
Rating: 1.56/5

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agdaniele - April 5, 2009, 7:30 pm
Check yourself.


MALE BRAIN - Men score an average of 4 to 5 points higher then women on intelligence tests. That's got to sting.


TAGS: male brain superior to women s
Rating: 2.92/5

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Derek - August 27, 2009, 6:53 pm
Raises suspicion about IQ tests "then"


MANOREXIA -


TAGS: anorexia manorexia anorexic thinspo male thinspiration skinny
Rating: 4.44/5

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Hinoron - December 4, 2015, 10:19 pm
Well shit. Get this man three more cameras!
gummybear - January 6, 2011, 2:44 am
...you a**.


PROTECTION -


TAGS: life time female joke quote double entende password virus free
Rating: 3.84/5

More motifakes by giulio

bluewizard - March 14, 2011, 3:55 pm
Im more worried about how much spam is in it
Grim [email protected] - November 25, 2009, 8:03 am
Check the login count.
Chateux - July 22, 2009, 10:54 am
Great!
BoneCD - July 14, 2009, 5:23 pm
giuilo...That's a 5 Poodler


MALES - Once we come out our only concern is finding a way back in.


TAGS: males upskirt
Rating: 4.65/5

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M0rd3kaI - September 9, 2011, 4:54 am
LOL LOL LOL!!! 5 rebirths for you XD
PhxDebbie - June 8, 2010, 8:56 am
LMAO 5L's


BIKINI MAN -


TAGS: male bikini muscle
Rating: 3.79/5

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culos - March 20, 2011, 10:58 am
Body Builder sounds might male to me, Body Builder poses shows pictures of men, not my thing. What's your point? And people that want to slap other people are called 'faggots' by the way.
Hawamleh - March 20, 2011, 10:11 am
I wouldn't touch that with a stick, and I've touched goats.. and can I interest you in buttease, the one and only solution for butthurt.
Julie - March 20, 2011, 9:20 am
It's called.... a body builder pose. They all do that pose... Google image "body builder poses" I just think it's friggin stupid and sexist to think she's a dude cause she's masculine. Also people that call other people "faggots" need need a slap.
Julie - March 20, 2011, 9:12 am
I did indeed look at the date of the previous comments. I decided they were not that important as my comment would A) Send them an email notifying them of a reply even 2 years later... or B) It would get the attention of someone else.. which it did.
rerun - March 20, 2011, 8:21 am

That is Bob, from accounting. Now we know what he does on his weekends.
culos - March 20, 2011, 7:11 am
Next time look at the date of the previous comments OK? Anyhow, why do you think the nearest leg is placed so strategically, surely only to hide it's schlong!
Julie - March 20, 2011, 5:33 am
Are you two joking around or are you both retarded? That "faggot" is obviously a female body builder. Look at her fuckin' face! *shakes head* You're probably a faggot for wanting to badly to believe she was a man.
Mc Lovin - April 2, 2009, 9:59 am
looks like a faggot.
Signe - February 25, 2009, 6:33 pm
Damn that is unattractive


YOU CALL THOSE UDDERS? -


TAGS: human superiority female splendor tits
Rating: 3.53/5

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Cubbybear - December 24, 2009, 9:58 pm
Now thems some HAPPY cows!


STRATEGY -


TAGS: rpg nerds the most dangerous game female interaction wow warcraft ultimate birth control
Rating: 4.3/5

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Bartimaeus - April 9, 2010, 6:24 am
Don't be ashamed. lol You, my friend, are part of the topic demographic; count yourself among the nerdy...but not quite THAT nerdy. It's not bad to understand these things. Just don't fear women, or hide from the sunlight.
Hasbunmb - April 8, 2010, 10:01 am
LOL, I hate that I understood that....


MALE CHAUVINISM -


TAGS: male chauvinism comics
Rating: 3.47/5

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Carneyanon - September 26, 2009, 4:45 pm
oh i read that one, it has the comedian in it
bob Chin - April 10, 2009, 8:11 am
Some forms happen to come without hammerlock and verbal abuse, but they seem less effective


WHY MEN AREN'T SECRETARIES -




RUN AWAY RUN AWAY -




CONFIDENCE - I'm too sexy for my shirt. Too sexy for my shirt. So sexy it hurts.




FEMALE DJ'S - PROVING THAT THEY CAN DO THE JOB BETTER AND LOOK HOTTER DOING IT!


TAGS: female dj
Rating: 1.96/5

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pro - November 26, 2008, 4:36 am
If you gave her a 12" I bet she wouldn't know what to do with it ... (double entendre intended)
barockeva - November 26, 2008, 1:18 am
The DJ. For people that dont know where the "play" button is on their music player.
Da5id - October 30, 2008, 8:01 am
I love DJ's that mainly use laptops... they're more hardcore.
Eric - October 6, 2008, 3:51 pm
Better? No way, Plus she used to work at my club & everyone had a turn on that. Her name is Abby & She lives in R.I.
Porcelina - October 2, 2008, 7:14 pm
There's no proof this person is doing any better... and my ex (male) is hotter... which is ironic, because I'm more attracted to girls. fail


IRONY -




FEMALE VALETS -




OCCAM'S RAZOR - TWO THEORIES, SAME OUTCOME SOMEHOW THEY STILL CAN'T FIGURE OUT WHY WE HATE TO GO TO THE MALL


TAGS: occams razor women men female male vagina penis
Rating: 3.19/5

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Spoon - November 13, 2008, 2:41 am
The more alarming trend that this graph depicts is the fact that you're shopping at the GAP, you tool.
Haarakkon - November 12, 2008, 8:59 pm
She never even got there.


FORGIVENESS -


TAGS: female christ forgive forget
Rating: 4.95/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

concern3 - June 25, 2015, 5:44 am
Mr. Lord could you email me and explain how I can reply to emails
ratfink95 - January 5, 2013, 12:07 am
Don't forget, they'd be brought up again and again every time.
Hawamleh - November 29, 2010, 5:08 pm
Respect
forseti - November 29, 2010, 1:50 pm
The spear of LONGinus gets a totally new meaning, thanks ReLo! 5L
Occupo Noctis - August 30, 2010, 9:20 am
WERD(ship)! 5L!


GEOGRAPHY OF A WOMAN -


TAGS: female hormones class kitchen sammich
Rating: 4.42/5

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TheTrashHeap - June 27, 2010, 4:38 pm
While similar to 105600 there are many differences between the two. Both are well done. This stands on it's own merit.
Anonymous2 - June 27, 2010, 2:41 pm
Meh. Would've been better if it was before http://www.motifake.com/geography-of-a-woman-motifake-service-announcement-demotivational-poster-105600.html


NEUTER SURGERY -


TAGS: dog fear male thing cubby
Rating: 4.61/5

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ICEMAN - August 12, 2010, 12:55 am
Words to take to heart, Cubby. Stay out of trouble. 5L


CHICKS IN COMBAT... -


TAGS: military pilots combat funny femalesoldiers
Rating: 4.57/5

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narcinvestigator - March 18, 2011, 9:39 pm
Staged. Hope they brought their poontang pluggers along.
HammerofHeeb - March 16, 2011, 10:33 am
Hey, somebody has to make combat sammiches.
CANADA - March 15, 2011, 11:32 pm
now it's a box-office
Swampfox - March 15, 2011, 11:23 pm
What was once a cockpit...
spacedog - March 15, 2011, 6:40 pm
Nice one.
agdaniele - March 14, 2011, 11:38 pm
LMFAO!


MALE LIFE - Ain't no happiness nowhere.


TAGS: male life acne hair loss
Rating: 4.54/5

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mariand - January 20, 2012, 2:23 am
hahaha...I can't more than to assimilate with woman life... the period and menopause


PHOTOSHOP -


TAGS: female cleavage girl beauty jessica blow job fantasies
Rating: 3.45/5

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Marvin Wankerstein - October 29, 2009, 11:42 pm
Hey faptard - try a space or two here and there. You've screwed up the entire page dumbass.
Cynic - October 20, 2009, 12:04 pm
I can only really imagine one.
Fap - September 6, 2009, 8:50 am
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DOUBT -


TAGS: life time female joke temptation chance quote double entende sexy girl emma watson actress
Rating: 3.43/5

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Bartimaeus - October 27, 2009, 9:20 pm
Too true...too true...
redsfan - October 27, 2009, 9:19 pm
'the only way to rid oneself of temptation is to yield to it' (oscar wilde)


CHANGE -




BEST MALE CHASTITY BELT - It's super effective!




SURPRISE - Epic


TAGS: fail female betrayal birthday life born baby black white
Rating: 2.87/5

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Ag218 - December 22, 2008, 3:46 pm
"Cubby Jr.? What an odd name..."


A PRETTY FACE - It will either make your day or drive you crazy... ...sometimes CRAZY is good




FEMTROOPER - Now that's why I'm a fan of the Empire.


TAGS: femtrooper stormtrooper star wars starwars female girl women woman
Rating: 2.93/5

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Zed - December 16, 2008, 10:34 am
Kristen, AKA Sith Vixen. The REAL reason guys flock to the 501st!


ROXANNE - You don't have to put on the red light Those days are over, You don't have to sell your body to the night


TAGS: male models
Rating: 4.15/5

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Woodywood03a - March 26, 2010, 12:17 pm
Really dude, if Sting see this... he WILL find you and he WILL kick you ass. Also, I am not talking about the Wrester, I am talking about the singer. also... in a fight, I got him on 5-2 odds.


ALPHA MALE - It's mindset, not size, that really counts in the end.


TAGS: dogs animals alpha male
Rating: 3.71/5

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kay9kabang - August 22, 2010, 1:31 am
thats what she said


FEMALES -


TAGS: girl bitch chick female glasses
Rating: 2.47/5

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LogicDude - December 17, 2008, 2:09 pm
So to phrase that in a rather crass way: "Their cunts runneth over"
LogicDude - December 17, 2008, 2:08 pm
I don't see why...if they can bleed like they do every month and not die then they must have an ample supply!
Elder God Douchebag - December 17, 2008, 1:09 pm
Hey, here's a fun idea, Tony. Go get shot. Then we won't have to deal with you anymore.
Tony USAF - December 17, 2008, 12:52 pm
Seems like men's balls have dropped off all over the world... Letting a woman take your self respect? Ouch...
Divorcee - December 4, 2008, 4:32 pm
Your Blood, Your Children, Your Money, Your Soul, Your House, Your Car, Your Self Respect, Your Life Essence, Your Complete Destruction etc, etc, etc.
Elwood - December 4, 2008, 9:35 am
I wouldn't ask her for a blowjob, if I were you.
Shtoink - September 29, 2008, 1:54 am
you forgot money too wit... and your soul slowly but surely
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - September 29, 2008, 12:30 am
If by "females" you mean my wife, and if by "blood" you mean helping out around the house and mowing the lawn every week, then yes.


WHAT'S WRONG WITH MALE NURSING? - It's rough on their nipples!




EVER WONDER -


TAGS: male cheerleader motivation humor
Rating: 4.85/5

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lgvernon - July 4, 2013, 2:48 pm

He looks slightly cross-eyed to me, but perhaps it's just the angle...
lgvernon - July 4, 2013, 2:48 pm

Wanna arm wrestle?
lgvernon - July 4, 2013, 2:47 pm

Thanks, Ugh~~It's so good to 'see' you!~
rerun - July 4, 2013, 10:11 am

The look on his face "Damn, hers is bigger than mine"
ughomer - July 4, 2013, 9:48 am
Superb, LG.
GaryO - July 4, 2013, 9:28 am
Dang, you ladies are outmanning the men today.


BIKINI -


TAGS: life time female behaviour vanity joke season snow sexy leg beauty easter friend
Rating: 3.51/5

More motifakes by giulio

Joe Miller - October 17, 2009, 3:40 am
Thats what I call dedication to your job, ladies!
Preacher Man - October 15, 2009, 11:57 pm
Aww, those poor darlings, they must be so cold. Wonder how we can help warm them up?
ICEMAN - October 15, 2009, 8:16 pm
Hmmm, I'll take the one in the bikini!!!


ST. PATRICK'S DAY -




FEMTROOPER - Hell ya... this redhead will either blast your brains out or screw them out


TAGS: femtrooper stormtrooper star wars starwars female girl women woman redhead
Rating: 2.87/5

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Culos - February 10, 2009, 4:37 pm
Old Chinese proverb says: "When Nose is tickling Balls, Tongue is hiding between the Cheeks
LogicDude - February 10, 2009, 4:11 pm
I know, it can have a job tickling my nuts!
WTF - February 10, 2009, 4:06 pm
Her Nose - It needs a job!
Zed - October 27, 2008, 7:56 pm
Hey, that's "Sith Vixen"! There's another great shot of her in that outfit, standing next to Bob "Vaderpainter" Bean in his custom Darth Vader armor. David Prowse knows Bob, and was impressed, both by Kristen, and by Bob's armor.


FEMALE JOCKEYS - Apparently they only ride winners. Good, as I'm just waiting for the Bonus ball




CHICK FLICK ENDING: MALE - It's ok I still love you now make me a sammich




FEMALE COSPLAYERS - Ok, you got her to lay down... now, if you could only get up close and personal


TAGS: link female cosplayers zelda
Rating: 2.81/5

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random - June 26, 2009, 7:54 am
lol game references
barockeva - December 13, 2008, 12:23 pm
She looks like Ellen, but a ton younger.
blue tunic - October 11, 2008, 8:59 pm
well, it looks like she can go down without coming up for air


"SULLY" COPYCAT - that or a female airline pilot...




case -


TAGS: lawyers females cases arguements
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - May 25, 2014, 3:25 pm
Well at all costs avoid getting a female lawyer and a female judge that get their periods on the same days!
thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 25, 2014, 1:03 pm
Same difference, am I right? Lol
thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 25, 2014, 1:02 pm
Dang! Never thought of it that way. When I get a lawyer, it's gonna be a woman. Hopefully the judge will be a guy.
MissPriss - May 23, 2014, 1:41 am
Yes you are your Honor.
MissPriss - May 23, 2014, 1:39 am
And you can't argue with a woman either...teehee
GaryO - May 22, 2014, 8:41 pm
n-o-o-o-o-o-o-h-o-o-o-o….I’m just crazy
Greybeard - May 22, 2014, 8:57 am
Can't argue with the truth... :)


RUSSIAN MAIL ORDER BRIDES -


TAGS: catalog girl human female cubby
Rating: 4.56/5

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rerun - July 3, 2010, 12:13 pm

Offer not valid in TX, OK and where voild by law.


IS THERE LIFE ON MARS? - If there is then they can't be males, or they'd have just drawn boobies.




LOVE POEM -




KNOWLEDGE -


TAGS: life time human nature curiosity baby elephant joke oops under skirt female zoo
Rating: 3.55/5

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Cubby Fan - May 27, 2009, 6:14 pm
Hey look the guy in the back is wearing a green shirt.


TOOLS - The female way


TAGS: women female screwdriver hammer tool
Rating: 2.86/5

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BriaHere - June 19, 2009, 8:07 pm
Haha, at least I can laugh at this.


STORMTROOPERS - Well they may not be the prettiest things to look at but at least during a lonely night on the Deathstar there's something to "do"


TAGS: stormtroopers star wars female girls
Rating: 2.72/5

More motifakes by Little Johnny

Jmac0585 - April 30, 2009, 12:28 pm
Please... at least neither has a gut.
Redneck - March 9, 2009, 5:06 am
they aint that hard on the eyes...
pro - January 2, 2009, 6:23 am
Especially if they keep their helmets on.
MustyK - January 2, 2009, 3:57 am
I'm sure that when they get naked, they'll look prettier.


PRICE -


TAGS: life time female joke shirt quote reward rolex sex bitch priceless
Rating: 2.63/5

More motifakes by giulio

rerun - March 29, 2010, 8:27 pm

wear a "Folex", after you bang her she will tell you she used to be a man.
JLBachs - March 29, 2010, 7:37 pm
Timex maybe...........
slip de garcon - September 21, 2009, 4:16 pm
No Rolex it is then.


THE MALE SPECIES - Often die before their mates. Because they want to.


TAGS: male species
Rating: 2.5/5

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Derek - November 23, 2009, 9:53 pm
"The male of the species" or "The male sex" - one or the other.


DUTCH FASHION - Even with that big furry scarf you still look a little cold, sweetie.


TAGS: male model fashion men hot nipple
Rating: 2.18/5

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zammuelist - January 25, 2010, 2:33 pm
Yes, you look gay. No I do not mean happy. fix'd


ZERO -


TAGS: male female argument odds humor
Rating: 4.54/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 11, 2013, 2:40 am
Haha! That's a good on-- heehee, haha HAHA! hoo, ha!
suzieq - January 27, 2012, 11:54 am
tr5e, though probably a bit on the optimist side during the engagement :) goes below zero after death


POLYGAMY THE RIGHT WAY -


TAGS: maleharem
Rating: 4.14/5

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EmilioDumphque - January 26, 2012, 4:39 am
Than.
Iconoclast - December 23, 2011, 10:46 pm
Technically, Polygamy is one man, many wives. It is Polyandry for one woman to have many husbands. Still earns 5L.


BILINGUAL - '' I speak two languages, Body and English. '' (Mae West)


TAGS: life time diva mae west body female blonde
Rating: 3.46/5

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malvar62 - September 22, 2013, 12:47 pm
Where can i purchase this poster?


COLD HARD TRUTH -


TAGS: life time female nature relationship unsatisfied
Rating: 2.95/5

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agdaniele - May 26, 2009, 9:03 pm
Must.... not.... nazi.... this....


DEADLY FEMALES - Pleasing you is feigned. Their true intentions are hidden beneath a veil of sincerity. Your lust is your submission to control.




FEMALE PILOTS - ought to know better since a runway won't fit in the kitchen...




VALENTINE'S DAY -




WOMEN DRIVERS - You'd think they'd be familiar with the "faster is not better" concept.


TAGS: women drivers female driver faster better car stuck hummer
Rating: 2.35/5

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D4V3 - July 7, 2008, 9:42 am
i'd fill both of them


COUNTESS ELIZABETH BáTHORY - The real LADY KILLER. She was up to 600 I believe.




Male or Female -


TAGS: common objects female male photocopier last of the series hope you ve enjoyed them
Rating: 5/5

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Oldsod - January 15, 2014, 6:32 am
Who said anything about a gutter? She Who Must Be Obeyed was a cosmetologist for years. I know what you girls put in your hair.
MissPriss - January 14, 2014, 11:51 am
Sod glad to see your mind's still in the gutter (for a man of your um mature standing?)as well as I'm assuming,other things? Glad you liked the series...wait and see what's next! But it'll probably be after dark material...teehee.
Oldsod - January 14, 2014, 7:10 am
1) Where do you come up with these? Brilliant! 2)Be glad Moo+ didn't go the way of cheap ones leaking toner...
MissPriss - January 14, 2014, 12:06 am
Why does that sound slightly sexual? Thanks foe the vote Moo(?)
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 13, 2014, 9:40 pm
And the cheap ones tend to get jammed a lot. 5L


Female Ninjas -




Fooled You This Time -


TAGS: remote control common objects female
Rating: 4.9/5

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MissPriss - January 10, 2014, 12:44 am
EH? Mr.Gary
MissPriss - January 10, 2014, 12:43 am
hard to get below the belt when you guys are stretched out on the sofa with your hand down the front of your pants.
MissPriss - January 10, 2014, 12:38 am
Which "female" are you talking about Greeny?
GaryO - January 9, 2014, 8:45 pm
Heh, Greeny
Greeny - January 9, 2014, 8:25 pm
You forgot how low it sinks in the couch
rerun - January 9, 2014, 7:41 pm

Damn, hitting below the belt there (hopefully not literally)


BRITARDED AUTOMOTIVE -


TAGS: shemale of rose mechanic traumatic upskirt
Rating: 4.8/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 6, 2010, 12:11 pm
shameless self promotion.
TheTrashHeap - November 6, 2010, 12:00 pm
Agreed Moooooo! We have had our share of fake women around here.
spacedog - October 5, 2010, 5:29 pm
HA! Good one Trash! 5L
TheTrashHeap - October 3, 2010, 10:35 am
Spelling?
Reality Lord - October 3, 2010, 10:32 am

5 despite the spelling. i laughed...n1
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 30, 2010, 2:09 pm
If it's on your moms menu.....we're willing to pay for it.
ICEMAN - September 30, 2010, 1:58 pm
You Canadians have some strange habits.
CANADA - September 30, 2010, 1:08 pm
LMFAO! I snorted beer out my nose
hootizz - September 30, 2010, 2:44 am
Gold mate..!! Gold..., love it, this is why I am a part of this site..., still laughing..., cheers...
Iconoclast - September 29, 2010, 11:59 pm
I love it. Best laugh this evening. 5L
agdaniele - September 29, 2010, 11:31 pm
Gravy.
TheTrashHeap - September 29, 2010, 11:30 pm
Thanks Face. @Aggy votes and ratings aren't really important with comments like these. If you guys like it that's good enough for me.
agdaniele - September 29, 2010, 9:35 pm
Don't worry... retards will give it less.
Faceplant31 - September 29, 2010, 9:30 pm
Holy shiot this is fcuking hilarious! 5L TTH! I wish i could give it more
TheTrashHeap - September 29, 2010, 9:08 pm
Thanks RR.
rerun - September 29, 2010, 9:08 pm

holy crap, I almost choked on my dinner. this is fantastic
TheTrashHeap - September 29, 2010, 9:08 pm
Thanks Aggy! I wish it would drop by and see all the nice things we've said about it.
agdaniele - September 29, 2010, 9:04 pm
The best Britarded poster ever.


DAVID -


TAGS: masterpiece male formed defined classic art small weenie lolz
Rating: 4.78/5

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agdaniele - October 2, 2010, 8:24 pm
In this situation, it's better to peek than peak.
jameswnash - October 2, 2010, 8:18 pm
Did you peek RL?
agdaniele - October 2, 2010, 8:08 pm
)
agdaniele - October 2, 2010, 8:08 pm
(good to know that RL is on a first-name basis with this... awe inspiring.... male.
agdaniele - October 2, 2010, 8:07 pm
Awwwwwwwwwwww inspiring, then?


JOINING THE MILE HIGH CLUB -




FEMALE JOGGERS -


TAGS: major cause of male whiplash
Rating: 4.5/5

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Mongo - March 16, 2010, 1:05 pm
That has got to be shopped, how can those type of prosthetics operate in the sand?...oh ya, sexy pic though.


BUTT SNIFFING: THE NEXT LEVEL -




STEEL -




PRICELESS - Having a 'special place' to hold your putter


TAGS: golf female sport course gulbis sandolo women
Rating: 3.47/5

More motifakes by giulio

BoneCD - October 16, 2009, 12:09 pm
damn giulio I totally missed this in my research before I made mine! Mine is way to close to this...my apologies brother!!! 5 Poodles for you!!!
Chateaux - October 16, 2009, 10:11 am
Priceless... 5L!!
BeautyFromPain - May 3, 2009, 9:05 pm
Maybe I should start gettin' into golf hmm...


SANTA'S ELVES -


TAGS: elves santa female
Rating: 3.47/5

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sickartist - January 23, 2010, 10:34 am
no Bob. It was humor.
Bob D. Sailor - January 5, 2010, 11:07 pm
*sigh* That's not Santas' Elves... That's World of Warcraft (Warcrack) cosplay.


THE LOOK OF SHEER TERROR - A woman's face the second she realizes she is about to fart in public and can't deny it's hers.




BOWLING - I hope she's prepared to receive a Finger Spin?


TAGS: female cricket
Rating: 2.8/5

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manicbranic - October 30, 2009, 10:53 am
i might just deliver my balls for her to tickle down to fine leg.
agdaniele - October 9, 2009, 4:05 pm
Oi Oi Oi!
Derek - October 9, 2009, 4:03 pm
Or a googly :}) Aussie, Aussie, Aussie!
K Wells - October 9, 2009, 12:03 pm
There you go and make yourself look all stupid. I'm English and I play Cricket. This might help dimshit. http://lmgtfy.com/?q=finger+spin And cricket has only one 'T'. Oh the irony.
SHERIFF - October 9, 2009, 11:38 am
Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...hey dumbass...try crickett...not bowling. EPICFAIL


SCHOOL GIRLS - If One Of Them Gets You In Trouble Two Are Indeed Lethal


TAGS: life time day twin halloween costume female sexy
Rating: 2.68/5

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lolman - July 31, 2009, 1:50 am
haha if they are schoolgirls then i have a 20 inch cock.
JimmyBoy - June 1, 2009, 7:45 pm
Forget the smile, they'd never be able to get my coffin shut.
Critter - April 25, 2009, 9:11 am
They may be lethal, but the mortician would never get the smile off my face!!!


ADULTERY -


TAGS: women men female
Rating: 2.5/5

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pavel - August 30, 2008, 2:05 am
This is sooo true, such a good (and a serious, in a good way) poster


TWINS - not always living up to male fantasy


TAGS: twins male fantasy
Rating: 1.56/5

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RnR - August 26, 2008, 5:40 am
you used a lot of words there to more or less correctly express the "not living up to male fantasies" :) :)
Sean - August 26, 2008, 2:50 am
What fantasy? Twins are sisters. That means they aren't going to do each other, which means you have to do ALL the work. OK, maybe I could have phrased that better, but you get my point -- and that last bit there I know I could have phrased better.


I WOULD KNOW WHAT TO SAY -


TAGS: male female someone is pissed
Rating: 4.88/5

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Reality Lord - July 7, 2011, 10:18 pm

lol


CLEANING THE CANOE -




COMPUTERS -


TAGS: males only need this cubby
Rating: 4.72/5

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Cubbybear - February 10, 2011, 8:44 pm
It's there...PORN
CoolioIndeed - February 10, 2011, 5:37 pm
The motifake button is missing!


PERSONAL ADS -




QUEEN OF THE CONVENTION - And her husband wonders where she got all that folding money! (Sorry, I thought you should know)




GENETICS - Little Bobby didn't know if it was genetics or instincts, all he could understand was he HAD to cop a feel...




FEMALE COCKROACHES -


TAGS: female cockroaches motivational ronsart
Rating: 4.1/5

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Zed - November 7, 2009, 9:41 pm
I'm married. I value my life too much.
ronsart - November 7, 2009, 7:58 pm
I can,t believe it,s not rated 50 5,s!
Arrogant Knight - November 7, 2009, 7:50 pm
Terrible. How is this rated so high?
ronsart - November 7, 2009, 6:53 pm
Good art as per usual, but yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes and yes.
Derek - November 7, 2009, 6:37 pm
Good art as per usual, but no, no, no, no, no, no and no


NATIONS - “A nation is not conquered until the hearts of its women are on the ground" Cheyenne saying




OR SCREW OFF! - It's either black or white. There is no grey area when a female knows what she wants.




THE MALT -


TAGS: malt male naru
Rating: 3.4/5

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Narutarded - December 14, 2009, 8:36 am
Yes it is, except in that situation, I'd be wearing stiletto heels.


FEMALE FRIENDSHIP -




CAUTION -




MARRIAGE -


TAGS: wedding life female women bride time
Rating: 3.14/5

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LC - August 25, 2009, 12:53 am
Funny - I thought Socrates preferred men. In any case great poster!
Derek - August 4, 2009, 2:44 am
This tells you what Socrates's wife was like ;-)


SKIRTS -




MALE HUMOR - The best kind of humor there is




BEAUTY -


TAGS: female girl profile back actractive outside core
Rating: 3/5

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Cubbybear - January 31, 2009, 6:52 pm
You are mistaken...It should read: If you show your titties, people will forgive...
agdaniele - January 31, 2009, 6:36 pm
Very unattractive.... I can't believe it's not butterface!


THRILLER -




WIFE -




THE FEMALE TONGUE - Enough said


TAGS: the female tongue sports cats cat celebrity politcs
Rating: 2.88/5

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BriaHere - June 20, 2009, 6:52 pm
Boys can do this too though right?
asdf - October 27, 2008, 6:24 am
i can do that
coolbananas - October 20, 2008, 10:05 am
she has very nice teeth
Nero - August 29, 2008, 11:46 am
Seriously, is this the same guy posting all the other "female tongue" motifakes? Enough already...
aPauling - August 20, 2008, 4:50 pm
THE FEMALE TONGUE: Too much has been said already.


SIGNS - ARE EVERYWHERE


TAGS: signs everywhere shemale
Rating: 2.88/5

More motifakes by Tytan

Tytan - September 13, 2011, 8:06 am
well I did the poster in like 1 min after I was downloading from some site and saw this,thought it was funny as hell xD
the1stCOMMI3 - September 12, 2011, 6:16 pm
That thing does not deserve to wear a dogtag


FEMALE DRIVERS -




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