Male Demotivational Poster
GERMAN GIRLS -
WHAT DID I MISS? -
Safety First -
FUNNY FACE - If you can't laugh at yourself, life is going to seem a whole lot longer than you like.
UGLY WOMEN -
MALE BRAIN - Men score an average of 4 to 5 points higher then women on intelligence tests. That's got to sting.
MALES - Once we come out our only concern is finding a way back in.
BIKINI MAN -
YOU CALL THOSE UDDERS? -
MALE CHAUVINISM -
WHY MEN AREN'T SECRETARIES -
RUN AWAY RUN AWAY -
CONFIDENCE - I'm too sexy for my shirt. Too sexy for my shirt. So sexy it hurts.
FEMALE DJ'S - PROVING THAT THEY CAN DO THE JOB BETTER AND LOOK HOTTER DOING IT!
FEMALE VALETS -
OCCAM'S RAZOR - TWO THEORIES, SAME OUTCOME SOMEHOW THEY STILL CAN'T FIGURE OUT WHY WE HATE TO GO TO THE MALL
GEOGRAPHY OF A WOMAN -
NEUTER SURGERY -
CHICKS IN COMBAT... -
MALE LIFE - Ain't no happiness nowhere.
BEST MALE CHASTITY BELT - It's super effective!
SURPRISE - Epic
A PRETTY FACE - It will either make your day or drive you crazy... ...sometimes CRAZY is good
FEMTROOPER - Now that's why I'm a fan of the Empire.
ROXANNE - You don't have to put on the red light Those days are over, You don't have to sell your body to the night
ALPHA MALE - It's mindset, not size, that really counts in the end.
WHAT'S WRONG WITH MALE NURSING? - It's rough on their nipples!
EVER WONDER -
ST. PATRICK'S DAY -
FEMTROOPER - Hell ya... this redhead will either blast your brains out or screw them out
FEMALE JOCKEYS - Apparently they only ride winners. Good, as I'm just waiting for the Bonus ball
CHICK FLICK ENDING: MALE - It's ok I still love you now make me a sammich
FEMALE COSPLAYERS - Ok, you got her to lay down... now, if you could only get up close and personal
"SULLY" COPYCAT - that or a female airline pilot...
RUSSIAN MAIL ORDER BRIDES -
IS THERE LIFE ON MARS? - If there is then they can't be males, or they'd have just drawn boobies.
LOVE POEM -
TOOLS - The female way
STORMTROOPERS - Well they may not be the prettiest things to look at but at least during a lonely night on the Deathstar there's something to "do"
THE MALE SPECIES - Often die before their mates. Because they want to.
DUTCH FASHION - Even with that big furry scarf you still look a little cold, sweetie.
POLYGAMY THE RIGHT WAY -
BILINGUAL - '' I speak two languages, Body and English. '' (Mae West)
COLD HARD TRUTH -
DEADLY FEMALES - Pleasing you is feigned. Their true intentions are hidden beneath a veil of sincerity. Your lust is your submission to control.
FEMALE PILOTS - ought to know better since a runway won't fit in the kitchen...
VALENTINE'S DAY -
WOMEN DRIVERS - You'd think they'd be familiar with the "faster is not better" concept.
COUNTESS ELIZABETH BÃƒÂ¡THORY - The real LADY KILLER. She was up to 600 I believe.
Male or Female -
Female Ninjas -
Fooled You This Time -
BRITARDED AUTOMOTIVE -
JOINING THE MILE HIGH CLUB -
FEMALE JOGGERS -
BUTT SNIFFING: THE NEXT LEVEL -
PRICELESS - Having a 'special place' to hold your putter
SANTA'S ELVES -
THE LOOK OF SHEER TERROR - A woman's face the second she realizes she is about to fart in public and can't deny it's hers.
BOWLING - I hope she's prepared to receive a Finger Spin?
SCHOOL GIRLS - If One Of Them Gets You In Trouble Two Are Indeed Lethal
TWINS - not always living up to male fantasy
I WOULD KNOW WHAT TO SAY -
CLEANING THE CANOE -
PERSONAL ADS -
QUEEN OF THE CONVENTION - And her husband wonders where she got all that folding money! (Sorry, I thought you should know)
GENETICS - Little Bobby didn't know if it was genetics or instincts, all he could understand was he HAD to cop a feel...
FEMALE COCKROACHES -
NATIONS - “A nation is not conquered until the hearts of its women are on the ground" Cheyenne saying
OR SCREW OFF! - It's either black or white. There is no grey area when a female knows what she wants.
THE MALT -
FEMALE FRIENDSHIP -
MALE HUMOR - The best kind of humor there is
THE FEMALE TONGUE - Enough said
SIGNS - ARE EVERYWHERE
FEMALE DRIVERS -
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